The Tossers

My proposal is a brand new competition called "The Tossers". It's very simple and guaranteed to entertain:

No cricket is played.
Two " captains" come to the middle and toss the coin 3 times. Best of 3 tosses wins
You are allowed one drinks break, one strategic time out and one injury replacement tosser.
Once the final toss is completed The "game" is over.
The whole competition has 8 Tosser Franchises and takes place on one day including the Tosser Trophy for the winning "team" which will be presented by that great tosser T**  H*******  The Best Tosser Trophy will be presented by another great tosser, BJ.
Grounds will open 4 hours before to enable the boozers to get well oiled before the start.
A family ticket is just £100. Fantastic value.

I can't wait!

"Every toss counts".

Make Ronnie Irani captain. He'd be bound to win.